what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Women's rights

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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