Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What would u like to drink?

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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