- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why are white people white? I don't know

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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