A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

G:nock nock B:come in!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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