- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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