- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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