- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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