Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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silver bullet?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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