- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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