Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Justin Bieber.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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