Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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