- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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