Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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