- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

knock knock who's there ?

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