- Anti Joke

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

here's a joke... the american education society

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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