- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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