A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Anti Joke

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