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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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