- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why did the horse insult the postage stamp? He didn't. Horses can not speak English nor can anything verbally or physically critique a postage stamp and make it feel any emotional distress.

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