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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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