- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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