- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

A fish swims up your penis...

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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