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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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