- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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