- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

WNBA

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

You should read the Terms of Service.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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