What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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