A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

This is a joke.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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