- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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