- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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