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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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