What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

women's rights.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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