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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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