A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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