How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

girls basketball

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

haha black people :D

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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