- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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