- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

knock knock Goodbye

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

You sick fiend

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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