- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

su algato es en fuego

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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