Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

hey guys im gay

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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