Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Anti Joke

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