- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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