What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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