- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

wanna here a joke? you.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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