- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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