- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

123 f*ck off

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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