A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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