- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

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