What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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