Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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