What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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