- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Your mom is so old she died

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Flowers are colors Love me

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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