Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

my mind's eye?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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