Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

knock knock whos there? nobody

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What do you call an amazing person Good

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Bryson got a concussion...he died

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Anti Joke

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