- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Face Hunter is scum

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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