- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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