- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

i like turtles

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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