why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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your mom is so fat.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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