- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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