A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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