- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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