Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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PIED NINNY!

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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