- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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