- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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irish man drinking john smiths

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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