- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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