- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A women left the kitchen.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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