- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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