- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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