- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

women's rights.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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