- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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