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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I have a horse.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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