- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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