- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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