Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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