- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Bitch

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What does two plus two equal? 4

an american walks out of a strip club.

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