- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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