- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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