a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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