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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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