How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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