Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Anti Joke

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