- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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