- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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