What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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a man checks his mypsace

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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