- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Badabing.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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