Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

batman has diarrhea

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Please ignore this statement.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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