why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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