- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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