What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Anti Joke

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