What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Who is it?

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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women's rights.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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Immigration Laws

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Anti Joke

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