Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Misner is a twat.

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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