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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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