How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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It's all Taggart

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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