There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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