An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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