Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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