- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

What's white and black? Color blind.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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