How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What's 1+1? 69.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

i wonder who made this website? a human

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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