If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

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