- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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