- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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