Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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