What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Sex

9/11

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

Set up Punch line.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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