Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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The WPGA tour

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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