arena football

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A dyslexic blind man

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

hi mom

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

I was watching Fox news.

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