Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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CFL

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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