- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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