- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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