- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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